bizarro-nathan’s pippi longstocking memorial survey

I don't know who "Bizarro-Nathan" is or what this survey has to do with Pippi Longstocking, but it's fun...and actually a new one! :)

1. If you could have any historical figure resurrected to guard your residence nightly, who would you choose? ~ Crazy Horse

2. What would the title of your autobiography be? ~ Too Much Booze, Too Little Sleep

3. Name a place that you haven't visited that you would like to. ~ Spain

4. Do you have psychic ability(ies)? If so, please elaborate. ~ I see dead people…

5. When you were a kid, what were your sources of spending money? ~ Allowance money and occasionally thievery (I’m joking…kinda…)

6. If you could have a bumper sticker custom made for you, what would it say? ~ Don’t follow me, cuz whatever lane I end up in will be the slowest

7. Honorary membership in which: PETA, NRA, Super Adventurers Club? Uh…if I have to pick one of these - Super Adventurers Club, I guess.

8. If you could clone any deceased person regardless of how long gone, who would you choose? ~ Thomas Jefferson or Abraham Lincoln. Sorry, I spent like five minutes trying to decide which one. Although either one of them would probably just commit suicide after seeing the state out country is in now.

Hey, I guess I should have said Jesus. But I don’t know what Jesus would think about arbitrary cloning, frankly, so maybe we’d better not ask Him. He might not want to come back before His time. And you don't want to piss Him off. Remember the money-changers?

9. Who was the first celebrity you can remember having a crush on? ~ Donny Osmond...or Mickey Dolenz. I'm not sure who came first (the proverbial chicken and the egg).

10. If you could have your car horn changed to honk the first few recognizable notes of any tune, what tune would that be? ~ "I Wanna Be Sedated" by The Ramones

11. If you were given the ability to perfectly mimic one person's voice, whose would you choose? ~ Suzanne Pleshette

12. What in your opinion is the greatest science fiction movie ever made? ~ Science Fiction? Huh?

13. You are allowed to suggest to Baskin and Robbins a new ice cream flavor. What would be your idea? ~ Baileys and Chocolate Brownie

14. If you had the power to direct the presidential candidates to choose a certain running mate, who would you demand? ~ For Obama, I’d pick Bill Richardson (my personal choice) or Hillary Clinton (so as to keep the peace in the party). I still like John Edwards, but I know his recent sex scandal would just be fodder on which to feed and may cost them the election. For McCain, I'd choose Ed McMahon, who needs a job right now.

15. Tell us about a childhood incident where your gag reflex got the best of you. ~ That time they made me eat a tomato at camp.

Comments

[Bernice]

That is a fun survey. Thanks for reading my blog. :)