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Monday, September 22, 2008

bad aunt

From: the ikss
Sent: Monday, September 22, 2008 9:26 AM
To: Soon-to-be-Married Niece, Writer Niece, Banker Niece
Cc: Dr. Niece, Number One Niece, Blonde Sister, Brunette Sister
Subject: Shower

Hi guys.

 

While I am not sad to have missed the "Toilet-Paper-as-Wedding-Dress" game, I am very sorry I missed yesterday's bridal shower. I spent most of the evening in the bathroom, courteous of copious amounts of Los Angeles Country Fair Food. The Old Man and I took his granddaughter Lily to the fair and I think I ate more than that huge pig with the obscenely tremendous utters obviously eats per day (have you seen that thing?).

 

I never knew there was such a thing as too much fair food.

 

Lily, however, was fine and wanted another hot dog...

 

I will give you your gift on Sunday, Soon-to-be-Married Niece.

 

I hope y'all had fun and that you actually used the toilet paper after the game winner was announced...

Monday, September 22, 2008 in Email Eavesdrop, Family Crap |

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