OK, now I know there is something very weird going on with me.
While my appetite for sex has gone off the charts berserk, my appetite for actual food has dropped exponentially. I have totally lost said appetite. My stomach growls with hunger, but no food tempts me. I have lost six pounds in the last three days and while that fact thrills a certain perpetually-body-conscious part of my brain, in reality that is just…weird…and not at all healthy, really. In truth, I got light-headed at the gym last night and I know it was simply because I had eaten only a hand full of almonds all day long (and that was, seriously, just to stop the annoying tummy growl I was experiencing at the time). I had to force myself - seriously force myself - to eat dinner, even after the episode of lightheadedness.
After skipping breakfast (which I usually only do if there is absolutely no food whatsoever in my kitchen…if there is food of any kind, I will eat it for breakfast. Tuna? Done that. White rice? Done that. Salad? Yep. Chocolate chip cookies? Of course.) I just went out and purchased a most sinful and normally quite tempting meal for my lunch – a chicken taco and fried zucchini. A chicken taco, people. Those of you reading this who are not related to me may not understand, but the allure of the chicken taco is normally something I could never and would never pass up.
I just ate half of my taco and have no interest in eating another bite. And it’s a damn good taco, too!
Oh and the deep fried goodness that used to be a real vegetable? I ate like five pieces and the rest now sits here smelling up my office, not to be touched again.
I really hate wasting food and it makes me feel very guilty.
While my appetite for sex has gone off the charts berserk, my appetite for actual food has dropped exponentially. I have totally lost said appetite. My stomach growls with hunger, but no food tempts me. I have lost six pounds in the last three days and while that fact thrills a certain perpetually-body-conscious part of my brain, in reality that is just…weird…and not at all healthy, really. In truth, I got light-headed at the gym last night and I know it was simply because I had eaten only a hand full of almonds all day long (and that was, seriously, just to stop the annoying tummy growl I was experiencing at the time). I had to force myself - seriously force myself - to eat dinner, even after the episode of lightheadedness.
After skipping breakfast (which I usually only do if there is absolutely no food whatsoever in my kitchen…if there is food of any kind, I will eat it for breakfast. Tuna? Done that. White rice? Done that. Salad? Yep. Chocolate chip cookies? Of course.) I just went out and purchased a most sinful and normally quite tempting meal for my lunch – a chicken taco and fried zucchini. A chicken taco, people. Those of you reading this who are not related to me may not understand, but the allure of the chicken taco is normally something I could never and would never pass up.
I just ate half of my taco and have no interest in eating another bite. And it’s a damn good taco, too!
Oh and the deep fried goodness that used to be a real vegetable? I ate like five pieces and the rest now sits here smelling up my office, not to be touched again.
I really hate wasting food and it makes me feel very guilty.
Um...u sure you're not pregnant?
Posted by: Kim | Friday, May 15, 2009 at 02:05 PM
Ha ha ha ha ha!!!
Um...that would be a No - I am not pregnant. Thanks for the laugh, though. :)
Posted by: ikss / Karen | Friday, May 15, 2009 at 02:07 PM
By the way - you looked totally hot in your new pants last night...have you lost weight?
:)
Posted by: Kim | Friday, May 15, 2009 at 02:11 PM