thursday confessional

I have a confession to make…Just in time for TMI Thursday!

There must be some wacky hormonal thing going on with me because lately, I have had sex on the brain, all the time, in a major way. No, I don’t think you get me. I mean, a major way. Twenty-four hours a day, that’s all I’m thinking about: body parts, sweat and heavy breathing.

I always knew I was the man in my relationship with The Old Man. This just proves it. The poor guy never gets any rest anymore…and while he may not have complained about that had I known him when he was 29, it is an entirely different story at 49.

When he’s not around, I concoct huge fantasy scenarios in my brain. It’s nuts. I’ve become a character out of a movie like Nine to Five or an episode of Roseanne - something about an under-appreciated, middle-aged woman, sitting at her desk and day-dreaming about stinkin’ Fabio or somebody who will come and whisk her away with passionate kisses, to some far-off, tropical land where he will rub her feet and run her baths and wear her out with crazy, wild, monkey sex.

Except that, let me assure you, Fabio comes nowhere near my fantasies.

Of course, we could examine the psychological roots of my recent obsession with sex, especially that of the fantasy-ilk, and acknowledge that I am extremely bored with my life and looking for some excitement and maybe even a bit of escape.

But I say – Nah! Let’s just have fun with it while it lasts!

Comments

[Lusty Reader]

This is an awesome TMI Thursday edition! I'm sorry I missed it when you first posted it! Just let Lilu know you have and she can link on her page if you want.

I have heard that women reach their sexual peak later than men but everyone can benefit no metter what ;)

[ikss / Karen]

Conversation at my house Sunday evening:

ikss: You wanna have sex again?

Old Man: Hey, I'm not a teenager anymore!

*sigh*

I don't think he's really complaining much, though...
:)

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