perky todd

OK, I know we all hate those blog entries which begin with the words “I have to tell you about the dream I had last night.”

But seriously – I have to tell you about the dream I had last night.

In my dream, I was starring in a stage production of Sweeney Todd. Which was being performed…in the nude. So there I was, prancing all over the stage singing songs about baking meat pies – completely sans clothing.

And the topper? Robert Pattinson and Jackson Rathbone were in the audience.

Of course, you could tell it was a dream and not reality because my breasts were about half their normal size and extremely perky.