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Friday, August 07, 2009

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Thursday's text exchange with redheaded sister (re the upcoming Twilight - New Moon flick):

ikss: So I just saw a still photo from the scene where Jacob saves Bella after she cliff-dives...um...
Huminahuminahumina

Jakeandbella

RS: *sigh*

ikss: I feel icky...he’s like 17 years old!

RS: But that’s like 49 in wolf years

ikss: Oh well then...that makes me feel better

ikss: Really, he’s almost too old for me...

ikss: btw – 17 is legal in Georgia

RS: But still sick. Unless he is a wolf.

ikss: Sleeping w/ a wolf isn’t sick?

Friday, August 07, 2009 in Email Eavesdrop |

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chloe

his fake tatoo is coming off lol

Posted by: chloe | Monday, December 21, 2009 at 03:53 AM

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