Mind Vomit by the ikss: i think the honeymoon is over

Thursday, August 20, 2009

i think the honeymoon is over

Heard somewhere in Orange County, California, Wednesday, 9:45pm…

HER: Hey.
HIM: Yeah?
HER: I’m horny.
HIM: That’s nice.
HER: Wanna help me out with that?
HIM: Not right at this particular moment, no.
HER: Why not?
HIM: Cuz I’m working on this email that I’ve been putting off writing for about a week now.
HER: How about when you’re done? Can you help me out then?
HIM: Eh, I don’t know. We’ll see.

Who do I see about trading in my 49 year-old for two 25 year-olds?

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Comments

I'm not saying we've had that conversation...

I'm also not saying we haven't. ;-)

Posted by: LiLu | Thursday, August 20, 2009 at 08:01 AM

oh my gosh, that's me EVERY NIGHT, and we're only 28. Lord save me.

Posted by: mandy | Thursday, August 20, 2009 at 10:57 AM

That's when you pull out your battery operated boyfriend.

Make lots of noise. LOTS!!

Sigh heavily when finished. Wash up, all the while saying 'that was the best orgasm EVAH!!!

Posted by: Priscilla | Thursday, August 20, 2009 at 12:22 PM

that poor guy. he just wanted you to type with one hand.

Posted by: Stephanie | Thursday, August 20, 2009 at 01:35 PM

ah! I just reread...I put the hims and hers in different places! sorry!

Posted by: Stephanie | Saturday, August 22, 2009 at 12:52 PM

see, that's me just not making any sense ever! hahahahahaha! Sorry......(sad face)

Posted by: Stephanie | Wednesday, August 26, 2009 at 01:18 PM

Oh, please...no worries. :)

If you only knew how many time I have mis-read something, made a comment and then re-read the post and realized that I am just a dork. :)

The bad thing is when I do it on work emails...

Posted by: ikss / Karen | Wednesday, August 26, 2009 at 01:24 PM

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