A Special Guest Announcement:
High heels click across the stage
She walks up to podium
Taps microphone
"Ahem."
*nervoussmile*
"Testing. Testing."
*politeapplause*
"Hello, I'm twanza, the Director of Corporate Communications for The Cocky & The Cougar, Con-Vert, ikss, and all of her subsidiaries. I'm so happy to have been invited here this evening, because I have a very special announcement to make."
*murmurfromcrowd*
*nodsheaduntileveryonesettlesdown*
"We are hosting a press conference with Mr. Cocky himself, and selecting 10 - 15 questions from the audience of readers to help us understand what really makes him tick."
*moremurmurs*
Yes, I know. Very exciting.
*moremurmurs*
"Settle down, please. I know this is very exciting."
*generalquieting*
"Please submit your questions via this blog by posting your specific query in the form of a comment to this post. Each question selected will be published along with the name of its "inquisitor," on a site to be named shortly."
*looksatnotecard*
"Thank you very much! Are there any questions from the press?"
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I want to know when he lost his virginity and to whom.
Posted by: Kim | Tuesday, January 19, 2010 at 09:23 AM
cont) Was it Carla Arnotti?
Posted by: Kim | Tuesday, January 19, 2010 at 09:27 AM
Well, I see it's not to late ;o) My question, ekhm.
Hello you sexy motherfucker! I have some questions to you handsome :o)
1. How come you stayed so cool all the time with Bella, knowing that you're constantly lying to her. Ommision is a lie too, jsyk.
2. Were you thinking about taking her home to meet your family?
3. Did you tell your family you're in love with her? How about age difference?
4. What did you feel when Bella pushed you away? It's always about what women feels in such situations. They never say about men...
5. Do you know you look like this HOT young actor? Rob is his name... In fact, you two could be twins, which gives me shivers everytime I think of you two side by side :D
That's it for now.
Kisses to you Cocky, Bella and of course Karen :o)
Posted by: moonC | Saturday, January 23, 2010 at 03:53 PM